October 26

Do you need your pet to be as sophisticated as you?


Dog ball mustacheWhen I get a dog, I will want him to look multifaceted and cultured and since I am unable to grow facial hair I will live vicariously though my mustached friend.

Want your dog to appear as worldly as the one above (even though they bark at rocks and have a fascination with consuming their own shit)? Peep out the mustache ball.

As a side note: The ball is patented under patent #7,100.539. Gah, if only I had a patent on an invention as sweet as the ‘stache ball.


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