Category Archives for "Funny"

Why Bartenders Hate You

This post is a rant of pet peeves I’ve acquired from working in the service industry. My annoyances are simple: customers that are dumb, cheap and/or needy. Below is what I experience on a regular basis that makes me daydream about Stone Cold Stunner-ing your face through the bar. Note: Anything that has (*) before […]

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Puppies: More Than Just a Chick Magnet

I bought a puppy a few month ago and all I heard was “OMG, you are going to get SO many chicks with him.” While I’m not debating this issue, I just want to point out something else: for every fine lady that has approached me and said “Cuuuuuuuute, I love puppy kisses. Come over […]

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